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Toons innit. Help you breathe more weasily.

Rajnish the Warrior of Mystery
A tune I wrote for a salesman I know.. what a guy. As it happens I think he hated it - he laughed at the time - but I understand it made him pretty uncomfortable. oops. I thought it was a great laugh :( - got love the RATM references :D

Download me Beeatch!

Generic Song
You know how sometimes you get sick of all the generic rubbish on the radio? Well what should you do... burn the radio? Kill the bands with a poisoned vole? No... make a parody with a rock god guitar solo :D

Download me Beeatch!

Bounce This is a little number knocked up with my good friend Rob, featuring some of the fine guests from the Jerry Springer show...

Play me the funny

Now for a few tunes from my band 'The Fifth Man'.. first one up is 'Who's Me' closely followed by 'Find my way out'. Then we've got a couple of older tracks namely 'Evolution'and the 'Hero's song'

Who's me... oooh... rocky!

Find my way out

Cos baaaabeeh thats Evoluuuution

I need a hero!! No not really :<

And now, as our Monty Python-esque wimples love to say, for something completely different. A good while back and whilst at uni I helped form a band with a barking mad but talented polish singer. This is some of what happened...

Imperxenedes.. it's like utopia but different

Metacarpus... lets just not go there :D

Staruszek - erm think I mispelled actually, it's from a polish word but buggered if I can remember what it was :o

Submerged Summits - as I recall about depression and trying to be positive

Something... err yeah this is wibbles and stuff in an electronic styleeeee - was fun but needs serious editing work



spooky

ooh pretty... no REALLY

yeah right

Hmm. Just hmm.



Floaty light?



Oh dear... lost your
phone Martin?