Oh Hello. Logic would suggest that if your reading this then you probably qualify as both 'having eyes' and as a 'visitor'. Shocking! It will be a bloody miracle if this site ever makes it to production, and I would imagine that the very fabric of space time, the quantum equivalent of poorly made chintz, will ruck up in a beer stained mess at the very suggestion. But no matter, I have my travel iron to hand and a sturdy staff with which to belabour said immutable laws.

Talking of which, you can always read my elaborate theory on how the humble water biscuit is solely responsible for the majority of violence committed in anger on the face of the earth today HERE. See? Don't trust anyone.

Erm yes. So have a look round, download anything you like and I'll be along at some point or other to patronise, prattle and err... point.

Oh yes, news. Thats what I was going to put here... but well it's rather embarrassing but I don't have any. Hmm what to do... ahh yes I know. I'll make some!

13th Day of Sprune - Beware the quiet lice for they have the biggest bite
Hey. Talking of bites, check out the small and perfectly formed carniverous pudding in the animations section HERE. Well actually don't, it probably won't pay to encourage the bugger (besides at the time of writing I cannae remember if I finished him).

Well well well - another misleading title
Very true, very true. If you're bored, go and watch the omelette video. It was certainly a tasty, tasty experience in the making :D .